He’s so dubm they had to burn down the school just to get him out of third grade. Puttin’ her brain in a matchbox would be like a BB rollin’ around in a boxcar. She looks like she got hit in the face with a sackful of bent nickels. Gooder than snuff and ain’t half as dusty. When you feel like giving up, hold on tighter and push through it. The tighter you squeeze, the less you have. Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life. It’s quieter than a mouse peeing on cotton. Is that your head or did your neck throw up? Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit! Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, But there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love. Flow tighter than a dick in the butt.

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So sore can’t touch it with a powder puff. I'm tighter than face lifts and flyer than spaceships. He’s a beer short of a six-pack. He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn. She didn't stop or even slow her step. Richer than three feet up a bull’s ass. Wound Up Tighter Than Quotes & Sayings . He’s so thin­skinned, it’s just barely enough to keep him from bleeding to death. Redneck 101 - How To Speak Redneck. When we scratch the wound and give into our addictions we do not allow the wound to heal. By Anna Rohr, Lydia Mayer, and Alexis Lunsford IMC students hottytoddynews@gmail.com Quieter than a mouse peeing on cotton. Meaning: Frustrated. You’re as handy as a cow on crutches. It’s hotter than Georgia asphalt. Fact: In Minnesota, pig wrestling is a misdemeanor. Don’t corner somethin’ that you know is meaner than you. A bumblebee is faster than a John Deere tractor. Tighter than a rat’s ass in a keyhole. He’d steal the bridle off a nightmare.

Note: A great gray owl can hear a mouse peeing on cotton 60 feet away. Related Topics. Forgive your enemies. Busier than a one-armed paper hanger. Like findin’ a feather on a frog.

Tighter than Dick’s hatband. Tighter than a bull’s ass during fly season.

Just because a chicken has wings doesn’t mean it can fly. Tougher than a two-dollar steak.

Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope. I’m so hungry my backbone is snappin’ at my belt buckle. If at first you don’t succeed, use duct tape. I promise. Note: This expression has so long been a familiar idiom that people have felt the need to make it more emphatic. It’s colder than a witch’s titty on a winter day on the shady side of the mountain. Plumb eat up with the dubm-ass.

Madder than an Amish electrician. When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. Flow tighter than a d*** in the butt. Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway. Fat people are harder to kidnap. It’s harder than trying to stick a wet noodle in a wildcat’s ass. Sophie dabbed at his oozing wound. She’s so ugly she’d make a freight train take a dirt road. I’m not talking about how they cast their ballot for President, Senator, or Congressman - I’m talking about placing marijuana in our Constitution.

I’m so poor I can’t pay attention. He pulls me tighter in his embrace. Squirming like a worm in hot ashes. Human condition generally associated with mental stress.

He’s as happy as a fat guy at the buffet.

Stuck so badly I needed a four wheel drive helicopter to pull my truck out.

Fact: The three toughest courtroom judges in 2014 are women.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal. That food is so good it makes your tongue beat a hole in the roof of your mouth and slap your brain. A wound that goes unacknowledged and unwept is a wound that cannot heal.

— Aprilynne Pike, He smiles sadly. C'mon nigga is you trickin or what? You got a can o’ whup ass?

There were so many people, you couldn’t stir ’em with a stick. That adhesive’s so good, it’d hold a bad marriage together. He thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. This can be used in either a derogatory or a neutral sense. I’m prouder of that than a pup with his first flea. Note: The phrase is attributed to Flannery O’Connor. Madder than a legless Ethiopian watchin’ a donut roll down a hill. Video by Yasmine Brown and Lydia Mayer, IMC students, https://youtu.be/e6DHAIIemAU Enjoy reading and share 5 famous quotes about Wound Tighter Than with everyone. She was so dubm that she thought GrapeNuts was a venereal disease and Peter Pan was a hospital utensil.