NASCAR Cup Series Apr 10, 2014 - Explore Debbie Fancy's board "nascar sayings" on Pinterest. Everybody excited for the Super Bowl And I'm just over here waiting for the Daytona 500. It takes Walmart a full day to change 4 tires. 16. 2. Here are 25 of the best! - Brendan Gaughan "Sorry we couldn't crash more cars today. I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans. Football is finally over. 4.

(Expletive)... we're on the (expletive) back straightaway, (expletive) Einstein! 15. "Got wrecked on the straightaway." But she was funny. - Jeff Gordon's spotter "Jesus H. Christ, I am way past the commitment line." NASCAR Drivers talk about Halloween Costumes. 35 Answers. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. I'm not prejudice but if I had to hate one race it would be Nascar. it's funny how forever never seems to last, - Kurt Busch "How'd it happen?" I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, 1 decade ago. It's no surprise. "Jimmie Johnson drove straight through us." Pinty's Series It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again. - Brad Keselowski Once in a while. A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. - Mike Joy "You have got to be (expletive) kidding me." it's funny how you can forgive but not forget,

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NTT IndyCar Series "Someone who throws something on the race track is not a race fan. My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But I've learned if you have the right people in the right places doing the right things, you can be successful at whatever you do. "Thank you NASCAR for screwing my day." That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too. - Jeff Gordon It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. Accessibility Policy Apr 10, 2014 - Explore debbiefancy's board "nascar sayings" on Pinterest. "Rule number one of stock car racing is learn how to wreck somebody without wrecking yourself." Xfinity Series KAPPIT . If it looks funny, call a doctor. I could use some help! Fox Sports television analyst Larry McReynolds revealed Wednesday via Twitter that NASCAR will likely ban radio communication between drivers during the Daytona 500 in order to discourage the... "He just insisted that he rides in the Jimmie Johnson car!" 8. "Practice, which we'll practice race practice which did practice race practice..." - Larry McReynolds Relevance. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else. 7771 matching entries found.

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- Joey Logano - Clint Bowyer. I'm trying to put together a list of common & popular NASCAR sayings. 24. 23. - Jeff Gordon Related Topics. "Michael Waltrip is the worst driver in NASCAR, period." Also, and I hate that I even have to say this, but try to keep anything negative in the comments section to constructive criticism and not resort to personal attacks. I just go where my heart tells me, where my gut tells me to go, where I'm enjoying my life the most, where I feel like I can have the most success. "Sounds like four-time is a little upset!" - Kurt Busch See more ideas about Nascar quotes, Nascar, Racing quotes. - Matt Kenseth NASCAR is scrambling to find someone else to regularly finish 28th. Ray Ciccarelli (0-31 in his career) has announced his retirement from NASCAR due to their decision to ban confederate flags. Facebook Haha Funny Thoughts Secrets Hate Love. See more ideas about Nascar, Nascar racing, Nascar quotes. They are a race idiot." So from that perspective, things are going really well.

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